Monday, July 25, 2011

Maybe You Would Have Had To Be There

But this is pretty funny! One last posting about convention...


All week long, every time I opened my purse to get a swap for someone, especially some nice person saying nice things to me about my blog - who I had never met before...I would find a wadded up toilet seat cover in my purse! I would have to pull it out - and apologize for it - before I could hand them the swap. I was mortified the first couple of times, then it was hilarious, then it was infuriating!! How embarrassing to keep pulling these things out in front of strangers! I knew BFF was behind it, but I was shocked that I NEVER once saw her do it!



See this embarrassing picture? Right after convention was over, I asked my group to meet me for a group photo. Sure enough, I pull out my camera and a toilet seat cover was in there! (Yes, they were all clean, new ones, don't worry!). So in front of my friends, I had to tell them the entire story of what had been happening ALL week! I'm sure they thought I was nuts!



See it wadded up on the floor ruining this picture? I know, just a little something to remember the week by.


Well, after this photo we went to dinner with friends and were out pretty late. When we returned to our hotel room, Kim could not find her key, so I opened the door and this is what I saw....


Damn toilet seat covers from the door to MY bed!



Tons of them wadded up and all over my bed and pillows!


Ya, very funny BFF! She suddenly had her camera out and was
doing her paparazzi thing, laughing her head off!





So I threw her down on the bed and started beating the crap out of her (all in fun, folks!) and she is still snapping away with her camera...oh, I know this will come back to haunt me in MDS form!! All the while she is telling me she didn't do it...ya whatever!


I started to clean up the mess so I could crawl in bed and low and behold there are notes written on toilet seat covers from...

KATHY!!!!!



CARLA!!!!!




And the real instigator - JULIE!!!!!!!!!! Who borrowed Kim's room key to finish off the toilet seat joke!

You girls are lucky I love you! Very, very funny...and your punishment is that you all have to have one recruit signed this week before the $99 promotion ends! Ha!


30 comments :

  1. Hilarious story. Thks for sharing. These are the kinds of things that make wonderful memories. Only those who love you would take the time to do this.

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  2. roflmao.............great story...and it did make my MONDAY!

    I see stamped ones in someones future!

    hugs

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  3. This has to be the best convention story evertold! So funny I can't wipe the smile off my face. Believe whenever I see those toilet seat covers I will remeber this story!!

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  4. How very funny and you say I make you giggle ...this had me in stitches !!
    Hugs Susie Sugar xx

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  5. Oh, that is 2 funny. Thank U 4 the laugh on this Monday morning.
    Oh, 1 more thing 2 day:
    'You know how fast a little fiber can make you go.'
    I sorry, I just couldn't resist.
    ColleenB.

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  6. OMG! I wasn't there, but I'm laughing my fool head off!!! Thanks for sharing!

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  7. They must think VERY highly of you Becky for playing such an elaborate prank.

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  8. Just to hilarious!!!! I know after you left one in my bag, I thought of you after using the airport bathroom. LOL
    Linda (aka Stephanie)

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  9. That's a hilarious story and one you will cherish forever!!

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  10. I'm laughing so hard I'm doing that wheezy, coughing thing! This is absolutely too funny. You didn't just have to be there .... these gals are hilarious! Well I'm awake now so I might as well get started on my new running program ....

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  11. I'll think of you every time I see toilet seat covers now, lol. How funny. Thanks for sharing.

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  12. That's hysterical!!! You know you love it!! *Wink*

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  13. Too funny, looks like you had a great time with friends!! Thanks for sharing.

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  14. Becky, I follow your blog and love the talent you share with us. This story is so hilarious. Each time I see a toilet seat cover I will now think of you. LOL.

    **June K**

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  15. OMG, this is the BEST!!!! I will have to remember this to play on family and friends hahahahahaha. It's goofy things like this that make convention so fun. We have forked our friends' hotel doors (since you can't fork their lawn), but who would have thought that a toilet seat cover would be so funny. You have a great group !!!!!!

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  16. That is too funny! You girls are crazy!

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  17. That's hilarious! You must share this with SU!

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  18. Becky I giggled and snorted thru your blog post this morning. Even ran to get my husband to see it. We both got a good laugh! I think you have some good friends around you!!

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  19. OMGosh, Becky! Toooo funny! I was smiling so big as I read it that my jaw now hurts! :) They "gotcha!" BTW, your reprimand was fair. Teeheehee!

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  20. Oh I had a good laugh at the story and pictures... Can sure tell how much your friends love you..... thx for sharing

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  21. OMG! From the moment that I started to read, I began to laugh. I haven't stopped laughing even as I am typing because it is soooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  22. This has to have been one of the funniest things I have seen for a VERY long time.
    All those girls really love you.
    Myrna

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  23. Becky - you're on my "daily blog check" . . . and what a great laugh I got today! Thanks for sharing the love and fun of your group .. . and yes, a whole bunch of us will now think of you every time we see one of these!!
    Janice in Roseville

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  24. Geez, this is too funny! I'll probably laugh everytime I see a toilet seat cover.
    Thanks for sharing your hilarious story.

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  25. Oh Becky how fun!!!! It was so great to finally meet you in person. this trick must have started after we met because you never once pulled our a toilet seat cover! Great memories though! thank you for sharing. It made my morning!

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  26. ROFLMAO. I have to remember that one. To have several people in on it shows how much they thought of you. You'll never forget then for sure now.

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  27. Oh that is hilarious!!!! I'm so glad my team didn't come up with that prank. Can you remove this post before the copy cats get any ideas?

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  28. Oh my gosh! This is hysterical. I love it. I hope that you will laugh at all of this. Your friends love you dearly if they did this to you.

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  29. This is one of the funniest stories and pranks I've ever seen -- very clever friends who obviously love you enough to go to a lot of trouble. Thanks for sharing it with us -- what a great idea!

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